Fiaforhíld Goes to the Gay Beach — DR McCulloch

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Fiaforhíld Goes to the Gay Beach

Oil and tissue on board. 30.5 × 23 cm.

£420

The in-situ photos are what an agentic model generated prompts for and signed-off. They are neither to scale nor a judgement of your domestic context. They are retained for LOLs.

Prompt, model and seed

Scene: Bedside, Sunday
Brief: Propped on the bedside table of a man who is not getting up today.
Prompt: close up photo, close up of a messy bedside table, a small painting propped against the wall, a small brown bottle of poppers, a pint glass of water, a phone with a cracked screen, a crumpled condom wrapper, tissues, an ashtray, a hairy man's arm hanging out from under a crumpled duvet in the foreground, grey morning light, cheap pine furniture, amateur snapshot, candid, unposed, real people, ordinary plain faces, pale blotchy skin, tired, squalid, messy, dirty, stained, cluttered, lived-in, grubby, working class, analogue photo
Negative prompt: clean, neat, tidy, white bedding, crisp sheets, ikea, hotel room, airbnb, new furniture, beautiful, pretty, model, glamour, fashion photography, professional photography, perfect skin, flawless, studio lighting, portrait photography, headshot, scandinavian interior, minimalist, interior design, staged, showroom, real estate photo, catalogue, beige luxury, clean, tidy, symmetrical, render, 3d, cgi, illustration, painting, drawing, cartoon, anime, picture frame, frame, label, box, plaque, border, television screen on the wall, watermark, text, logo, nsfw, nude, naked, topless, nipples, genitals, deformed, extra limbs, mutated hands, child, children, kid, toddler, baby, infant, teenager, teen, schoolgirl, schoolboy, young girl, young boy
Model: juggernaut_reborn (Stable Diffusion 1.5), VAE vae-ft-mse-840000-ema-pruned; ControlNet control_v11p_sd15_inpaint, preprocessor inpaint_only, weight 1.0
Seed: 303
Settings: Sampler DPM++ 2M, Karras schedule, 32 steps, CFG 7. img2img inpaint over a colour-blocked layout at denoise 0.86, 768 × 960 px; the work's footprint kept blank. Upscaled ×2 with R-ESRGAN 4x+. Faces redrawn with ADetailer (face_yolov8n, denoise 0.38, "candid unposed face, natural skin").
The work in the room: The real 30.5 × 23 cm work placed at true scale (the frame spans about 70 cm at the work), on the propped plane measured from DSINE surface normals and the room's vertical lines, relit from the light fitted around it, shadow cast from that light, then the 'daylight' grade; plane spread 1.6°.

Scene: Cistern
Brief: Propped on the cistern, next to the Lynx, behind the man shaving.
Prompt: close up photo, a small grim bathroom, black mould on the grout, a small painting propped on the toilet cistern next to a can of lynx deodorant, toilet roll, a razor, a damp towel on the floor, a hairy man in a vest shaving at the sink in the foreground, steamed up mirror, harsh fluorescent light, amateur snapshot, candid, unposed, real people, ordinary plain faces, pale blotchy skin, tired, squalid, messy, dirty, stained, cluttered, lived-in, grubby, working class, analogue photo
Negative prompt: clean, neat, tidy, white bedding, crisp sheets, ikea, hotel room, airbnb, new furniture, beautiful, pretty, model, glamour, fashion photography, professional photography, perfect skin, flawless, studio lighting, portrait photography, headshot, scandinavian interior, minimalist, interior design, staged, showroom, real estate photo, catalogue, beige luxury, clean, tidy, symmetrical, render, 3d, cgi, illustration, painting, drawing, cartoon, anime, picture frame, frame, label, box, plaque, border, television screen on the wall, watermark, text, logo, nsfw, nude, naked, topless, nipples, genitals, deformed, extra limbs, mutated hands, child, children, kid, toddler, baby, infant, teenager, teen, schoolgirl, schoolboy, young girl, young boy
Model: juggernaut_reborn (Stable Diffusion 1.5), VAE vae-ft-mse-840000-ema-pruned; ControlNet control_v11p_sd15_inpaint, preprocessor inpaint_only, weight 1.0
Seed: 101
Settings: Sampler DPM++ 2M, Karras schedule, 32 steps, CFG 7. img2img inpaint over a colour-blocked layout at denoise 0.86, 768 × 960 px; the work's footprint kept blank. Upscaled ×2 with R-ESRGAN 4x+. Faces redrawn with ADetailer (face_yolov8n, denoise 0.38, "candid unposed face, natural skin").
Foreground: the out of focus back and shoulder of a hairy man in a white vest shaving, very blurry foreground, amateur snapshot, depth of field (seed 102; inpaint at denoise 1.0 from latent noise, 30 steps, CFG 6.5, ControlNet inpaint_only weight 0.4)
The work in the room: The real 30.5 × 23 cm work placed at true scale (the frame spans about 95 cm at the work), on the propped plane measured from DSINE surface normals and the room's vertical lines, relit from the light fitted around it, shadow cast from that light, then the 'fluoro' grade; plane spread 3.9°.

Scene: Unmade
Brief: Lying on an unmade bed with the rest of the evening's evidence.
Prompt: close up photo, close up looking down at a wrecked unmade double bed that fills the whole frame, a twisted duvet with deep folds and wrinkles, stained grey sheets pulled off the corner of the mattress, a sleeping man's hairy leg sticking out from the duvet, a small painting lying flat on the bed among strewn clothes, a pair of jeans, boxer shorts, a bottle of lube, a phone charger cable, a glass with lipstick on the rim, harsh flash, night, amateur snapshot, candid, unposed, real people, ordinary plain faces, pale blotchy skin, tired, squalid, messy, dirty, stained, cluttered, lived-in, grubby, working class, analogue photo
Negative prompt: clean, neat, tidy, white bedding, crisp sheets, ikea, hotel room, airbnb, new furniture, beautiful, pretty, model, glamour, fashion photography, professional photography, perfect skin, flawless, studio lighting, portrait photography, headshot, scandinavian interior, minimalist, interior design, staged, showroom, real estate photo, catalogue, beige luxury, clean, tidy, symmetrical, render, 3d, cgi, illustration, painting, drawing, cartoon, anime, picture frame, frame, label, box, plaque, border, television screen on the wall, watermark, text, logo, nsfw, nude, naked, topless, nipples, genitals, deformed, extra limbs, mutated hands, child, children, kid, toddler, baby, infant, teenager, teen, schoolgirl, schoolboy, young girl, young boy
Model: juggernaut_reborn (Stable Diffusion 1.5), VAE vae-ft-mse-840000-ema-pruned; ControlNet control_v11p_sd15_inpaint, preprocessor inpaint_only, weight 1.0
Seed: 303
Settings: Sampler DPM++ 2M, Karras schedule, 32 steps, CFG 7. img2img inpaint over a colour-blocked layout at denoise 0.86, 768 × 960 px; the work's footprint kept blank. Upscaled ×2 with R-ESRGAN 4x+.
The work in the room: The real 30.5 × 23 cm work placed at true scale (the frame spans about 110 cm at the work), on the flat plane measured from DSINE surface normals and the room's vertical lines, relit from the light fitted around it, shadow cast from that light, then the 'flash' grade; plane spread 1.5°.

Scene: Double Basins
Brief: Propped behind the double basins, next to his and his Aesop.
Prompt: close up photo, a marble bathroom with double basins and brass taps, a small painting propped on the marble shelf behind the basins next to expensive brown glass hand wash bottles, a cut throat razor, a heated towel rail, a tanned man in a white robe shaving in the foreground, steamed up mirror, cold downlights, amateur snapshot taken by a guest, candid, unposed, real people, ordinary unflattering faces, tired, expensive clutter, lived-in wealth, old money and new money, analogue photo
Negative prompt: interior design magazine, architectural digest, real estate photo, staged, showroom, catalogue, minimalist, empty, render, 3d, cgi, illustration, painting, drawing, cartoon, anime, beautiful, pretty, model, glamour, fashion photography, perfect skin, flawless, studio lighting, picture frame, frame, label, box, plaque, border, television screen on the wall, watermark, text, logo, nsfw, nude, naked, topless, nipples, genitals, deformed, extra limbs, mutated hands, child, children, kid, toddler, baby, infant, teenager, teen, schoolgirl, schoolboy, young girl, young boy
Model: juggernaut_reborn (Stable Diffusion 1.5), VAE vae-ft-mse-840000-ema-pruned; ControlNet control_v11p_sd15_inpaint, preprocessor inpaint_only, weight 1.0
Seed: 101
Settings: Sampler DPM++ 2M, Karras schedule, 32 steps, CFG 7. img2img inpaint over a colour-blocked layout at denoise 0.86, 768 × 960 px; the work's footprint kept blank. Upscaled ×2 with R-ESRGAN 4x+. Faces redrawn with ADetailer (face_yolov8n, denoise 0.38, "candid unposed face, natural skin").
Foreground: the out of focus back and shoulder of a tanned man in a white towelling robe shaving, very blurry foreground, amateur snapshot, depth of field (seed 102; inpaint at denoise 1.0 from latent noise, 30 steps, CFG 6.5, ControlNet inpaint_only weight 0.4)
The work in the room: The real 30.5 × 23 cm work placed at true scale (the frame spans about 95 cm at the work), on the propped plane measured from DSINE surface normals and the room's vertical lines, relit from the light fitted around it, shadow cast from that light, then the 'fluoro' grade.