The Pilearytix Qaudrisplendant Fails to Cohere
Ink on ceramic tile. 20 × 25 cm.
£420
The in-situ photos are what an agentic model generated prompts for and signed-off. They are neither to scale nor a judgement of your domestic context. They are retained for LOLs.
Prompt, model and seed
- Scene
- Final Demand
- Brief
- Leaning on the fruit bowl, between the bananas and the brown envelopes.
- Prompt
- close up photo, close up of a cluttered kitchen table, a small painting leaning against a fruit bowl of black rotting bananas, unopened brown envelopes, a red final demand letter, a universal credit letter, a prepaid electricity meter key, a jar of coffee, a packet of supermarket ham, crumbs, grey daylight from the window, amateur snapshot, candid, unposed, real people, ordinary plain faces, pale blotchy skin, tired, squalid, messy, dirty, stained, cluttered, lived-in, grubby, working class, analogue photo
- Negative prompt
- clean, neat, tidy, white bedding, crisp sheets, ikea, hotel room, airbnb, new furniture, beautiful, pretty, model, glamour, fashion photography, professional photography, perfect skin, flawless, studio lighting, portrait photography, headshot, scandinavian interior, minimalist, interior design, staged, showroom, real estate photo, catalogue, beige luxury, clean, tidy, symmetrical, render, 3d, cgi, illustration, painting, drawing, cartoon, anime, picture frame, frame, label, box, plaque, border, television screen on the wall, watermark, text, logo, nsfw, nude, naked, topless, nipples, genitals, deformed, extra limbs, mutated hands
- Model
- juggernaut_reborn (Stable Diffusion 1.5), VAE vae-ft-mse-840000-ema-pruned; ControlNet control_v11p_sd15_inpaint, preprocessor inpaint_only, weight 1.0
- Seed
- 101
- Settings
- Sampler DPM++ 2M, Karras schedule, 32 steps, CFG 7. img2img inpaint over a colour-blocked layout at denoise 0.86, 768 × 960 px; the work's footprint kept blank. Upscaled ×2 with R-ESRGAN 4x+.
- The work in the room
- The real 20 × 25 cm work placed at true scale (the frame spans about 80 cm at the work), on the propped plane measured from DSINE surface normals and the room's vertical lines, relit from the light fitted around it, shadow cast from that light, then the 'daylight' grade; plane spread 2.4°.
- Scene
- Still His Bedroom
- Brief
- Propped on the shelf above a thirty-four-year-old's blue football duvet. His mum's through the wall.
- Prompt
- wide angle photo of the whole room taken from across the room, full figures, floor visible, a grown man's childhood bedroom in his parents' flat, a lumpy figure asleep under a royal blue football duvet cover, a box of tissues and a laptop glowing on the bed, old football posters peeling on the wall, a kilmarnock tower block visible through the window, a small ceramic tile propped on a shelf among old trophies, socks on the floor, harsh flash, amateur snapshot, candid, unposed, real people, ordinary plain faces, pale blotchy skin, tired, squalid, messy, dirty, stained, cluttered, lived-in, grubby, working class, analogue photo
- Negative prompt
- clean, neat, tidy, white bedding, crisp sheets, ikea, hotel room, airbnb, new furniture, beautiful, pretty, model, glamour, fashion photography, professional photography, perfect skin, flawless, studio lighting, portrait photography, headshot, scandinavian interior, minimalist, interior design, staged, showroom, real estate photo, catalogue, beige luxury, clean, tidy, symmetrical, render, 3d, cgi, illustration, painting, drawing, cartoon, anime, picture frame, frame, label, box, plaque, border, television screen on the wall, watermark, text, logo, nsfw, nude, naked, topless, nipples, genitals, deformed, extra limbs, mutated hands, child, children, kid, toddler, baby, infant, teenager, teen, schoolgirl, schoolboy, young girl, young boy
- Model
- juggernaut_reborn (Stable Diffusion 1.5), VAE vae-ft-mse-840000-ema-pruned; ControlNet control_v11p_sd15_inpaint, preprocessor inpaint_only, weight 1.0
- Seed
- 101
- Settings
- Sampler DPM++ 2M, Karras schedule, 32 steps, CFG 7. img2img inpaint over a colour-blocked layout at denoise 0.86, 768 × 960 px; the work's footprint kept blank. Upscaled ×2 with R-ESRGAN 4x+. Faces redrawn with ADetailer (face_yolov8n, denoise 0.38, "candid unposed face, natural skin").
- The work in the room
- The real 20 × 25 cm work placed at true scale (the frame spans about 220 cm at the work), on the propped plane measured from DSINE surface normals and the room's vertical lines, relit from the light fitted around it, shadow cast from that light, then the 'flash' grade; plane spread 0.7°.
- Scene
- Black Spot
- Brief
- Hung on the one bit of bathroom wall the mould hasn't reached. Yet.
- Prompt
- close up photo, close up of a damp bathroom wall with black mould blooming across the ceiling corner and around the window frame, peeling paint, a small ceramic tile hung on the wall, a dripping shower curtain, a dehumidifier, a bottle of bleach, condensation running down, harsh flash, 2000s, amateur snapshot, candid, unposed, real people, ordinary plain faces, pale blotchy skin, tired, squalid, messy, dirty, stained, cluttered, lived-in, grubby, working class, analogue photo
- Negative prompt
- clean, neat, tidy, white bedding, crisp sheets, ikea, hotel room, airbnb, new furniture, beautiful, pretty, model, glamour, fashion photography, professional photography, perfect skin, flawless, studio lighting, portrait photography, headshot, scandinavian interior, minimalist, interior design, staged, showroom, real estate photo, catalogue, beige luxury, clean, tidy, symmetrical, render, 3d, cgi, illustration, painting, drawing, cartoon, anime, picture frame, frame, label, box, plaque, border, television screen on the wall, watermark, text, logo, nsfw, nude, naked, topless, nipples, genitals, deformed, extra limbs, mutated hands
- Model
- juggernaut_reborn (Stable Diffusion 1.5), VAE vae-ft-mse-840000-ema-pruned; ControlNet control_v11p_sd15_inpaint, preprocessor inpaint_only, weight 1.0
- Seed
- 303
- Settings
- Sampler DPM++ 2M, Karras schedule, 32 steps, CFG 7. img2img inpaint over a colour-blocked layout at denoise 0.9, 768 × 960 px; the work's footprint kept blank. Upscaled ×2 with R-ESRGAN 4x+.
- The work in the room
- The real 20 × 25 cm work placed at true scale (the frame spans about 85 cm at the work), on the wall plane measured from DSINE surface normals and the room's vertical lines, relit from the light fitted around it, shadow cast from that light, then the 'flash' grade; plane spread 2.3°.
- Scene
- Cotswolds
- Brief
- Leaning on the fruit bowl, between the sourdough and the auction catalogue.
- Prompt
- close up photo, close up of a scrubbed oak kitchen table in a cotswolds farmhouse, a small painting leaning against a ceramic fruit bowl of lemons and figs, a sourdough loaf on a board, an auction house catalogue, a pile of country magazines, muddy dog paw prints, a pair of reading glasses, an aga in the background, grey daylight from the window, amateur snapshot taken by a guest, candid, unposed, real people, ordinary unflattering faces, tired, expensive clutter, lived-in wealth, old money and new money, analogue photo
- Negative prompt
- interior design magazine, architectural digest, real estate photo, staged, showroom, catalogue, minimalist, empty, render, 3d, cgi, illustration, painting, drawing, cartoon, anime, beautiful, pretty, model, glamour, fashion photography, perfect skin, flawless, studio lighting, picture frame, frame, label, box, plaque, border, television screen on the wall, watermark, text, logo, nsfw, nude, naked, topless, nipples, genitals, deformed, extra limbs, mutated hands
- Model
- juggernaut_reborn (Stable Diffusion 1.5), VAE vae-ft-mse-840000-ema-pruned; ControlNet control_v11p_sd15_inpaint, preprocessor inpaint_only, weight 1.0
- Seed
- 101
- Settings
- Sampler DPM++ 2M, Karras schedule, 32 steps, CFG 7. img2img inpaint over a colour-blocked layout at denoise 0.86, 768 × 960 px; the work's footprint kept blank. Upscaled ×2 with R-ESRGAN 4x+.
- The work in the room
- The real 20 × 25 cm work placed at true scale (the frame spans about 80 cm at the work), on the propped plane measured from DSINE surface normals and the room's vertical lines, relit from the light fitted around it, shadow cast from that light, then the 'daylight' grade.
- Scene
- Still His Room (Chelsea)
- Brief
- Propped on the shelf above a nineteen-year-old's gaming setup. Gap year.
- Prompt
- wide angle photo of the whole room taken from across the room, full figures, floor visible, a nineteen year old man in a rowing club hoodie asleep at noon in a messy bedroom in a chelsea townhouse, a three screen gaming setup glowing, limited edition trainers in boxes, rowing trophies, a framed school photo, a ski pass, energy drink cans, a small ceramic tile propped on a shelf among the trophies, harsh flash, amateur snapshot taken by a guest, candid, unposed, real people, ordinary unflattering faces, tired, expensive clutter, lived-in wealth, old money and new money, analogue photo
- Negative prompt
- interior design magazine, architectural digest, real estate photo, staged, showroom, catalogue, minimalist, empty, render, 3d, cgi, illustration, painting, drawing, cartoon, anime, beautiful, pretty, model, glamour, fashion photography, perfect skin, flawless, studio lighting, picture frame, frame, label, box, plaque, border, television screen on the wall, watermark, text, logo, nsfw, nude, naked, topless, nipples, genitals, deformed, extra limbs, mutated hands, child, children, kid, toddler, baby, infant, teenager, teen, schoolgirl, schoolboy, young girl, young boy
- Model
- juggernaut_reborn (Stable Diffusion 1.5), VAE vae-ft-mse-840000-ema-pruned; ControlNet control_v11p_sd15_inpaint, preprocessor inpaint_only, weight 1.0
- Seed
- 303
- Settings
- Sampler DPM++ 2M, Karras schedule, 32 steps, CFG 7. img2img inpaint over a colour-blocked layout at denoise 0.86, 768 × 960 px; the work's footprint kept blank. Upscaled ×2 with R-ESRGAN 4x+. Faces redrawn with ADetailer (face_yolov8n, denoise 0.38, "candid unposed face, natural skin").
- The work in the room
- The real 20 × 25 cm work placed at true scale (the frame spans about 220 cm at the work), on the propped plane measured from DSINE surface normals and the room's vertical lines, relit from the light fitted around it, shadow cast from that light, then the 'flash' grade.
- Scene
- Wet Room
- Brief
- Hung in the wet room, where nothing grows.
- Prompt
- close up photo, close up of a limestone wall in a spa style wet room with a copper freestanding bath, a small ceramic tile hung on the wall, a rainfall shower head, a eucalyptus bunch hanging from the shower, a waffle robe on a hook, a candle, a fogged up glass screen, harsh flash, amateur snapshot taken by a guest, candid, unposed, real people, ordinary unflattering faces, tired, expensive clutter, lived-in wealth, old money and new money, analogue photo
- Negative prompt
- interior design magazine, architectural digest, real estate photo, staged, showroom, catalogue, minimalist, empty, render, 3d, cgi, illustration, painting, drawing, cartoon, anime, beautiful, pretty, model, glamour, fashion photography, perfect skin, flawless, studio lighting, picture frame, frame, label, box, plaque, border, television screen on the wall, watermark, text, logo, nsfw, nude, naked, topless, nipples, genitals, deformed, extra limbs, mutated hands
- Model
- juggernaut_reborn (Stable Diffusion 1.5), VAE vae-ft-mse-840000-ema-pruned; ControlNet control_v11p_sd15_inpaint, preprocessor inpaint_only, weight 1.0
- Seed
- 101
- Settings
- Sampler DPM++ 2M, Karras schedule, 32 steps, CFG 7. img2img inpaint over a colour-blocked layout at denoise 0.9, 768 × 960 px; the work's footprint kept blank. Upscaled ×2 with R-ESRGAN 4x+.
- The work in the room
- The real 20 × 25 cm work placed at true scale (the frame spans about 85 cm at the work), on the wall plane measured from DSINE surface normals and the room's vertical lines, relit from the light fitted around it, shadow cast from that light, then the 'flash' grade.